I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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