but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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