ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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