I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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