i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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