you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
the raccoons are back...
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