Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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