if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
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i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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