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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink

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  Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"

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  if you ask that question again our friendship is over

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• (253): View more from Washington

  he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing

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• (716): View more from New York

  i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Can we agree to not tell mom about this?

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  This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.

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• (209): View more from California

  you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet

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• (716): View more from New York

  So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.

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• (530): View more from California

  I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good

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• (619): View more from California

  I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid

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