wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!