How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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