dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
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Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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