Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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