One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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