At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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