Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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