She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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