Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
