I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Reggie can tackle my bush.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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