Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Randomize
