U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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