i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
