he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
You were trust falling into bushes
Congratulations! We have a period
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