btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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