No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
