Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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