The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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