She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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