I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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