I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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