he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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