Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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