haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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