i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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