Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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