So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
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