they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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