i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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