So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I touched a dick in church today
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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