There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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