Only a mothe r could love this liver
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I think I have vodka in my lungs
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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