i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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