Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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