So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
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