This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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