I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
you will always have a special place in my vag
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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