I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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