I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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