i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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