I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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