my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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