Buhtt sex?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
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I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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