Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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