It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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