I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
