i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Can I color on your dick again?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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